Tuesday, 31 December 2013
Some Very Long Trains
See http://www.greatsouthernrail.com.au/site/home.jsp
Part of the case made for a new railway line from London to Birmingham, Manchester and Leeds is that there is little spare capacity on the existing railways, but the possibility of having longer trains seems to have had little attention.
Thursday, 26 December 2013
A Very Late Harvest
Tuesday, 24 December 2013
A Quiet Christmas Eve.
It was busier than on a normal weekday, but not as busy as it usually is on a Saturday, even though what would once have been called the 'January Sales' were already underway.
Thursday, 12 December 2013
Is our Prime Minister Guilty of Contempt of Court?
Lesser mortals might be sent to prison for such a transgression!!
Wednesday, 11 December 2013
Don't Forget the Necklace Killings
Mandela did indeed do surprisingly well in keeping South Africa relatively peaceful while the apartheid regime was dismantled, but I think his virtues fall well short of sainthood.
It may sometimes be reasonable to use force to remove an unrepresentative and tyrannical regime that refuses to to submit to the test of elections, but I think that even then force needs to be carefully targeted, at key people in the regime, and at people who play an active part in suppressing dissent.
The African National Congress seems to have killed people just because they did not agree with its policies, and when it killed people did so with horrible cruelty. I don't think anyone who sanctioned or approved of necklace killings is fit to hold high office anywhere.
Monday, 9 December 2013
December Flowers: A Second Boast
Saturday, 7 December 2013
Very late flowers
Tuesday, 12 November 2013
Late Harvest
Tuesday, 5 November 2013
The Mental Powers of the Powerful
Confronted by the information that 3% of a set of 1.25 million borrowers had difficulty repaying, one MP decided to calculate how many people were involved.
His first attempt was 3% of 1.25 million = 125 000
He then resorted to a calculator, and after taking rather longer than I'd have expected, opted for 'about 40 000', which is I suppose near enough, but what a lot of fuss about a very easy calculation !!
Saturday, 26 October 2013
Negative Royalties
I wish that inconvenient inventions could attract negative royalties, so that those who devise them could fined every time their pernicious invention is used.
Friday, 25 October 2013
Is Washing Up Liquid Necessary
I'm tempted to use washing powder for my washing up, but I keep the washing powder in the garage near the washing machine, so it's never handy when I wash up.
Thursday, 24 October 2013
Puzzled by units
That thought was prompted by my converting Angstrom units into nanons. I've always found Angstrom units very counter intuitive and thought they were being phased out, but they still crop us quite frequently.
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Wednesday, 9 October 2013
A False Sense of Security
I doubt that. I suspect that mutual spying by various national agencies has given each of them a good idea what the others are doing. Large criminal and terrorist organisations probably have agents in at least some national governments, so they too will have the information.
The only people kept in the dark were the ordinary citizens who pay for it all. Now we know.
All that has been damaged is the dignity of our spies.They should be thankful that they are no longer deluded into a false sense of security.
Sunday, 29 September 2013
Marriage and Tax
There is to be a tax concession for some married couples. I think the government may be overreaching itself.
I doubt whether the relationship between two people need concern anyone but themselves. There are many possible relationship between people yet the government has singled out for approval relationships between just two people. Until recently the people had to be of opposite gender. That has been liberalised to any two people regardless of gender, but why just two? Groups of three or more people sometimes live together in happy partnerships.
When two people have children it is a matter of public concern that the parents co-operate to care for their children, though I'm not sure how responsible parenthood could be rewarded through the tax system, without penalising the children of uncaring parents, but where there are no children partnership arrangements should be by civil contract drawn up to suit the people concerned.
That leaves the question of inheritance; bequests to partners are exempt from inheritance tax. Inheritance tax has always seemed to me a particularly spiteful tax, so I should be happy for it to be abolished, but failing that everyone could be allowed to designate just one person whose inheritance from them would be tax free.
Saturday, 28 September 2013
Caring, Sharing Incompetents
People repelled by what they have seen as the predatory recklessness of commercial banks have sometimes trusted their affairs to the Co-operative Bank.
That too is now in trouble, unable to pay the interest on its permanent interest bearing shares, so some elderly folk are likely to lose a substantial proportion of their income.
I've long been puzzled by the co-operative movement. Its shops are not supposed to make a profit, yet are markedly more expensive than their profiteering rivals. It appears that unimaginative self righteousness fares no better than reckless greed.
Friday, 27 September 2013
A Rhetorical use of Percentages.
I saw this headline on the BBC web site:
"A landmark report says scientists are 95% certain that humans are the "dominant cause" of global warming since the 1950s">
How accurate is the 95 supposed to be? Was that number the result of a series of calculations. Might it just as well have been 94 or 96?
I believe that people decided they were fairly sure but not quite sure and decided that 95 was a suitable number to represent that degree of qualified confidence. That is sloppy thinking and undermines my confidence in the people concerned. Sir Karl Popper said the probability of any scientific hypothesis is zero. That too was rhetoric, but his zero is a stimulating challenge to the optimistic 95%.
Wednesday, 25 September 2013
Pricing Energy
That strikes me as perverse. We are trying to reduce consumption of energy to slow down global warming, so higher prices should be helpful.
People sometimes worry about the profits energy companies make. I see little to worry about. Retained profits will be invested in improving supply, and distributed profits will mostly go to pension funds, and help maintain aged folk who might otherwise need state support.
Wednesday, 4 September 2013
Little Used Cycle Lanes
I have occasionally seen cyclists using cycle lanes, but it's a rare sight.
Wednesday, 28 August 2013
Fascinated by Fireworks
Friday, 23 August 2013
Pursuing Malware
A few days after uninstalling BrowserDefender I discovered that a bit had survived. There was a folder in ProgramData containing the executable, a dll file, and a collection of 'logging data' The date of the folder suggested it was created when I uninstalled the program. All the files in question resisted deletion, claiming they were 'used by another program'. Eventually I removed them by using Bullguard.
Incidentally the ProgramData folder is officially 'invisible' so it doesn't usually appear in listings. In the routine check on settings that I make when I get a new computer I'd chosen to restore visibility to invisible files. It's as well I did!
Wednesday, 21 August 2013
Restful Activity v Exhausting Indolence
To anyone who can't think of anything to do, I suggest that if you have a garden you put on thorn proof gardening gloves, pick up a pair of secateurs, and patrol the garden, looking for brambles to pull up, and overgrown shrubs to snip. Non-gardeners may sort out the contents of their attic/junk room/garage.
Tuesday, 20 August 2013
Extreme Gullibility
If someone offered me a gadget of any sort, I'd want to try it out, and also to have a look inside to see how it worked. I fear that many people in important positions feel it would be beneath their dignity to examine a mere machine. We are so dependent on gadgets these days that I think it is unsafe for any position of authority to be held by anyone who doesn't like to play with all available toys.
Sunday, 18 August 2013
Pre-installed Malware
This pernicious program seems to have been included in the original installation. I intend to investigate how much of the software came from the manufacturers and how much from the retailer.
Saturday, 10 August 2013
An Unintelligent Machine
I feared that red lights and alarm bells would herald my imminent arrest for 'over-bagging' or whatever the word is for claiming to be using more bags than one is, but all was well. I was credited with two points for my bags, and went my way.
Afterwards a particularly wicked thought came to me. The maximum number of bags one may claim for is nine, and each bag earns a point worth half a penny. Therefore anyone buying an item costing 4p or less and claiming to be carrying it away in nine bags, could get enough points to cover the purchase with a halfpenny to spare.
What can one buy for fourpence in Sainsbury's ?
Tuesday, 6 August 2013
Praising LibreOffice
An admirable piece of software, Works provided all the 'office' facilities any reasonable being might need, without the 'bloat' of the more expensive Microsoft Office. Microsoft has now withdrawn Works and the free reader it provides for access to Word files can't cope with Works.
I think MS wants to bully people into buying MS Office; it provides a utility that allows Office to read Works files, but nothing to help those who don't have Office.
Open Office, the free-ware alternative to MS Office can't cope with Works files either and I spent several hours searching the Internet for hints. Then I mentioned the problem in Cix Conferencing, and very soon had the answer.
LibreOffice, an offshoot of Open Office, can import files in a wide range of formats, including Works files and also files in that irritating docx format, which proud owners of the latest version of MS Office like to use to show off at the expense of those who don't have that particular piece of bloat-ware.
Thursday, 1 August 2013
Ugliness Therapy
Recent news suggests that it might sometimes be useful to produce ugliness.
The couple recently convicted of murder after first starving and then beating to death their four year old could be subjected to counter cosmetic surgery to make their appearance reflect their cruelty. They could be made to resemble the pictures of wicked witches and goblins that enliven some children's story books, with long twisted noses with warts on the end, and tufts of transplanted pubic hair spouting from their ears, so people would shudder at the sight.
Friday, 26 July 2013
The Joys of Exercise.
I did more walking than I've done in a single day for years, and also climbed about 12 flights of stairs - not all at once, but here and there.
By the time I got home my legs ached so much that I feared I might never walk again, but when I got up this morning the tiredness had gone and I found I was walking better than before.
I shall try to walk about more.
Wednesday, 17 July 2013
Agreeable Distractions
Fear not, all is well, I've just been distracted by by the garden. After the cold Spring fruit is ripening late, but in copious quantities, and plants seem to be growing prodigiously fast, so I've been busy pruning shrubs, thinning plums and apples and, more recently, harvesting redcurrants and making jelly.
I've also taken quite a number of photographs of one thing and another, but haven't yet found time to put them on the web.
Saturday, 29 June 2013
Time saving Generosity
The young man who served me shovelled a number of handfuls into a bag, making no attempt to count them. When I counted them at home I found I had 21.
A few weeks ago, a different young man at the same stall gave me 3 pounds of apples for the price of 2; too busy to weigh them, he just put lots in the bag to make sure there were enough.
The deprived folk who do all their shopping at supermarkets never have such entertainment.
Monday, 24 June 2013
Strawberry Jam
I've often made jam by combining strawberries with other fruit, especially gooseberries but have never before used just strawberries because jam makers I know say that jam with just strawberries won't set, though I'm not sure whether that's because strawberries lack pectin, or because they aren't acid enough.
Just to be on the safe side I added some lemon juice, but I still found setting hard to achieve until I added a lot of extra sugar.
My observations suggest the following recipe:
1 kg strawberries
200 ml lemon juice
1.6 kg sugar
The standard proportions for jam are equal quantities of fruit and sugar, so that's 33% extra sugar.
I wonder if extra sugar would work without the lemon juice. I may try with tiny quantities.
Thursday, 20 June 2013
Intermittent Memory
I'm treating that as a triumph !
Tuesday, 4 June 2013
Sir Robert Filmer Walks Again
The Archbishop of Canterbury said that she did not choose the office, but was 'called to it by God'
Does the Archbishop want us to believe in the Divine Right of Kings ?
Tuesday, 28 May 2013
Naming Suspects
On the other hand two people arrested after their dog killed someone, and several people arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to murder, were not named.
I suspect the naming of the suspected sex offenders may have been because the police had it in for them but lacked evidence, and hoped accusers would come forward if encouraged - a very dubious proceeding.
Tuesday, 21 May 2013
One-upmanship Frustrated
How could it do that? A marriage is an alliance of two people to symbolise that they plan to live together united by love and companionship. It is something between the two of them and should not be affected by the relationships other couples may have. Those who fear their marriages might be devalued are using their marriages as status symbols, to assert their supposed superiority to others who are not married.
The wish to sneer at others is a weak foundation for a lifelong partnership.
Something else has occurred to me. Many marriages end in divorce. Do people who consider their marriages superior to gay marriages also consider their divorces superior to gay divorces ?
Sunday, 19 May 2013
The Varieties of Loon
1, A rogue, scamp ; an idler. A strumpet, concubine.
2. A man of low condition.
3. A boor, lout , clown
4. A boy, lad, youth
Shakespeare's Macbeth called a frightened servant a 'cream faced loon', which suggests 3 or 4, but I'm puzzled by the contemporary 'swivel eyed loon'.
Is 'swivel eyed' meant to assert that the eyes can moved, rather than being fixed in one particular basilisk stare, or does it mean they are constrained to move with only one degree of freedom as opposed to ranging freely over the landscape, and which of senses 1 to 4 best fits Conservative activists ?
Friday, 17 May 2013
Neglected pence
I think that's unlikely to be mechanical benevolence and suspect that the previous user didn't bother to collect a penny change.
Perhaps children are no longer taught to look after the pence so that the pounds may look after themselves.
Tuesday, 23 April 2013
Astonishing gulibility
Although the device was quite ineffective, and consisted mainly of an empty case, he'd been selling the devices, many of them to the Iraqi government, for ten years before being detected.
I'd have expected anyone buying such a device to demand a demonstration first, and I'd have expected technically sophisticated users to look inside. Suspicions should have been aroused by the generality of the claims made for the device.
I can believe that one might be able to make something that would detect a particular sort of bomb - one containing a particular explosive, or a certain sort of timer, but something capable of detecting any bomb would have to carry our many different tests and, if such a device could be made, it would be a full scale laboratory. Anyone with even a modest scientific background should have smelt a rat.
Sophisticated technology is so important these days that officials who approve purchases need at least a smattering of technical knowledge.
Monday, 22 April 2013
More Sloppy Talk from the BBC
I don't suppose he knows what a gene is, but he may think that using the word sounds clever.
Saturday, 20 April 2013
Waiting for an Apology
When Irish terrorists were contriving similar horrors in England and Northern Ireland, they received a good deal of financial support from people of Irish descent living in Boston.
One might hope that now they have been on the receiving end of terrorism, Bostonians who used to make donations to the IRA would express regret for the suffering they helped to produce here.
I'm waiting.
Sunday, 14 April 2013
Treasure Trove
Manufacture seems to have stopped in the 1970's, but second hand rules are still available, in fact they are collectors' items, with prices ranging from just over $100 for a simple rule to more than $300 for a rule with lots of scales.
I suspect that my 24 scale Thornton's two sided rule, with vector scales and differential trig scales is quite a treasure.
Wednesday, 10 April 2013
Very Late Forsythia
Saturday, 6 April 2013
Versatile In Spitefulness
It surprised me that the publisher was SPUC = Society for the Protection of the Unborn Child, and asked people to show their disapproval of gay marriage by sending donations to that organisation.
I suppose it makes sense in a twisted way. People inclined to force women to bear children against their will, may also enjoy being spiteful in other ways, and attacking gay marriage seems to have become a popular way for the spiteful to vent their spleen.
Thursday, 4 April 2013
Defining 'Bedroom'
I don't at all like the thought of the authorities enquiring what we do in each of the rooms of our houses, and doubt whether they need to know.
Dividing benefits into two parts, one for housing, and one for other needs seems inconveniently complicated. I'd prefer that people in need be given a single benefit to cover everything, and allowed to make their own decisions how to divide their money between their various needs.
Tuesday, 2 April 2013
The language of the Irresponsible
"If you have an accident, and it's not your fault..."
If an event is an accident, it isn't anyone's fault, but language has been corrupted by the self justification of motorists. Many of them are reluctant to take responsibility for anything, so it has become the custom to refer to any motoring mishap as an 'accident', even though many crashes and collisions are nothing of the kind.
Monday, 1 April 2013
Suffering in Instalments
I moved the clocks on a full hour on Saturday night, but also set my alarm clock to awake me at 8:30 BST, instead of the usual 8 am. The last night I changed the alarm to its usual setting.
It worked well on Sunday, but this morning I woke rather tired and so stayed in bed listening to the news for an extra 15 minutes.
I judge the experiment a moderate success.
Sunday, 31 March 2013
A Fragmented Holiday
If I worked in a bank I'd prefer to get a longer weekend break by working on Friday and taking Saturday off instead. I suspect that that's what would happen if the holiday times were settled by negotiation between banks and their employees.
As all too often happens, Government has imposed a less convenient arrangement.
Saturday, 30 March 2013
Spite in the name of Love
Gay marriage is no threat at all to to Christians content to love their fellow men. It is only a threat to those Christians who use their religion to justify feelings of superiority to the rest of us, feelings which encourage them to tell us how to behave. Feeling their status challenged they respond with spiteful invective, creating a religion of spite on the ruins of what was supposed to be a religion of love.
Wednesday, 13 March 2013
Reassurance of Youth
What a relief it is that at least I'm still younger than the Pope !!
Wednesday, 6 March 2013
What has become of Coffins ?
For me the word 'casket' conjures up a picture of a small box suitable for holding small precious items such a jewellery, or perhaps the ashes left after someone has been cremated.
A complete human body needs a much bigger box. I'd call that a 'coffin'.
Tuesday, 5 March 2013
My First Biscuits
Before cooking the mixture was surprisingly soft and therefore hard to shape. I feared I'd got the quantities wrong, but the final product was eminently crunchy and biscuity, so I concluded I'd got it right.
Incidentally the spell checker tried to change 'biscuity' to 'promiscuity'. While the perils of promiscuity are many, I shouldn't expect them to include biscuits crumbs in the private parts.
Monday, 4 March 2013
Coy Evasion
I think that acts that would at the time have been dismissed as just bad manners are now reinterpreted as serious assaults.
In a biographical essay on Bertrand Russell, Alistair Cooke wrote:
"During his wartime stay in Princeton, when he was in his early seventies, the groves of academe were flustered by rumours of Lord Russell's goatish ways. One lady whose testimony is to be trusted made the shivering confession the the groping of the noble lord in an automobile conveyed the sensation of 'dry leaves rustling up your thighs' "
That was published in the 1970's without provoking any public outrage.
The quotation is from Alistair Cooke, Six Men p. 204 in the Penguin Edition.
Wednesday, 27 February 2013
More Worry About Profits
Today complaints that Centrica has increased its profits, are not accompanied by any gratitude for the extra tax it will therefore pay.
Thursday, 21 February 2013
A Minor Success
I actually works !!
I've also installed SQL, but haven't tested that yet; I'm saving it up for a later boast.
Monday, 18 February 2013
Fizzy Fallacy
Fizzy drinks fizz with carbon dioxide, which is unlikely to produce obesity in anything except a chlorophyll carrying green plant.
I gather that the objection to fizzy drinks is that many of them are also sugary, but not all are sugary, and many sugary drinks, and indeed sugary non-drinks, are not fizzy. However the self righteous do not condemn sugary drinks. I suspect they concentrate on the fizziness because it make a big contribution to the drinkers enjoyment, and the real target may be not obesity, but enjoyment.
Puritanism about sex has become less popular so puritans have taken to pontificating about diet instead.
Tuesday, 12 February 2013
Senior Railcard Holders Beware
senior-railcard@news.senior-railcard.co.uk
It claims that there are 'only a few days' left on my railcard and bids me visit a website.
In fact my railcard has months to run.
I hate to think what would happen if I visited the indicated site.
Wednesday, 30 January 2013
Regulating Childcare
How long will it be before we hear demands for triplets to be made illegal?
Tuesday, 29 January 2013
High Speed Trains
Wednesday, 23 January 2013
Expensive Self-Indulgence
I expect that, if he is ever in a position to keep his promise, things will turn out much as they did in the last referendum on the subject in 1975.
Minor cosmetic changes in our conditions of membership will be presented as a great triumph, and membership will be ratified by a large majority, with the Prime Minister claiming a great victory.
However, nothing significant will have been won, and the cost will be high. Business confidence will have been undermined, and it is possible that the cost of servicing the National Debt will rise. As we have more than two years to wait for the next General Election, much of that cost will be incurred even if the Conservatives lose the next election so the Prime Minister cannot keep his promise.
I think the Prime Minister is clever enough to realise the consequences of his announcement, making his action especially reprehensible.
Monday, 21 January 2013
Battery Care
What was not mentioned was that even if completely discharged, they can be recharged.
Many years ago a student told me that even batteries not sold as rechargeable can be recharged a few times. As I use mainly rechargeable s I'd never tested the claim until a few days ago when the battery in a remote control expired, and I had no rechargeables of the requisite size. I therefore tried recharging, and it worked!!
Sunday, 20 January 2013
Distracted by Computer Code
I have been distracted by websites - my own and that of the Leicester U3A.
The problem was handling the menus. Originally each page had its own menu - very tiresome when I had to edit every page on the site to change the menu.
A few years ago I devised what has come to seem a distinctly Heath Robinson arrangement using frames and JavaScript to weld a single menu file onto whatever page was being viewed. Not only was it clumsy, but it behaved oddly. The refresh command took one back to the page one originally logged onto, not to the page one was viewing at the time.
A few weeks ago I investigated php, in particular the include command, and after pottering about for a while got it working. I then had to resolve competing styles, those used on the main pages and those needed by the menu, but today I got it all working, with considerably simpler code than I had before.
I'm so happy I don't mind even the snow !!